Masturbation Speaks Louder Than Words

January 6, 2010
CALAMITOUS

New York Magazine claims that plain white briefs are in for Spring, and Fleshbot's boyfriend ROTCmarine1 either loves briefs or really hates them. We're sure jacking off on an object means one of those things, but we can't remember which…

Not that we care very much. We can't bother ourselves trying to parse out the enigmatic meanings behind our true love's Xtube videos when we're so mesmerized by his studly image. One day, when this man is casually jacking off onto our face instead of those briefs, we'll assume it means he loves us. Probably.

Briefs 4 Andy p2