We could think of a lot of things that are fucking, fucking up, or fucking over the whole world right now: industrial waste, war, the death of Dudevu.com, but this hotty is definitely doing the best job.
Honestly, we'd rather have a hunky guy with a huge dick trying to destroy the planet than a rabble of conservative politicians, so you can understand why we're kind of in love with this video. Sadly, this clip of Xtube user ShortyStackin fucking a toy globe is amazing, but pretty brief. You can check out a longer, non-geography based jerk-off video here.