Get Ready, We Have a Whole New Set of Twins Getting Naked

Entrepreneurial twunk Pierre Fitch has brought us many things—a fat dick, great tattoos, bad house music—but his gift that will go down in history are these two new twins. They're so new they don't have a name yet!

We're going to call them the K Twins, because if you add a K to "twin" you get twink. They already have at least one porn scene behind them that Fitch filmed this weekend featuring himself and his boyfriend, Julien. According to the story Fitch tells on his website, the pair showed up at the club in Toronto where Fitch was DJing. They're straight and have girlfriends, but they wanted to get it on with some shemales. Instead, they somehow got coaxed into making a blue movie with team Fitch—all male, and no she. All you dirty birds are going to have to wait a few weeks for Fitch to release the scene, but based just on the pictures, it's going to be a doozy.

·Fantasy Weekend with the Twins (pierrefitchonline.com)