Michael Brandon Is Alive and Well and Taking His Penis on an International Victory Tour

It was a little more than a year ago we told you that porn legend Michael Brandon kicked his meth addiction. Now he has a new addiction, sending pictures of his penis over Twitter. Welcome back, Monster.

That is, of course, the name of the Raging Stallion co-owners infamous 13 incher, and he's getting it reacquainted with the world. Brandon is back in porn shape and he has launched an online project he calls the Bathroom Chronicles, where he disseminates (hehe) photos of his cock from public restrooms around the globe. Check out this one from a the bathroom of a cross-country flight that he sent just the other day. You can follow him on Twitter and Monster will pop up (hehe) in your stream (hehe) several times a day. It's like opening your mailbox to find a giant dildo inside. Just be warned, you'll get all of Micheal's other other tweets too, and there sure are a lot of them. We're forgive you, Mr. Brandon, but only is you put Monster back on screen real soon.