Platonic Hotness

So there are a lot of guys on Xtube who are hot, and then there is this guy. This guy is, like, platonic hotness. He looks like some Renaissance artist painted him on the screen.

The fact that this guy even exists is totally unfair. It's fine to see someone who's abs look like there etched into granite in regular porn. But where do you find people with bodies like this in the real world? Can we have sex with them? Please?

· splattering my torso (xtube.com)