We’re Going To Become A Fat Chick So We Can Bag This Guy

We were looking for the newest season of "Project Runway" on Lifetime and instead of Tim Gunn's pale face we found the perfect, chiseled body of this televised god. Meet Jesse Pavelka, our new favorite thing on the tube.

He is the trainer of "Diet Tribe" a Lifetime show like the "Biggest Loser" where he whips a group of fat ladies into shape often while wearing next to nothing. This is like porn for straight Midwestern ladies: they get to ogle a naked muscle stud while imagining that they are getting lean and svelte at the same time. It's not quite porn for all you gay guys, but that's not going to get you to stop watching this beautiful blond stud. Here's a collection of some of our favorite footage of him.

Here he is getting shirtless and going for a swim on the show.

We don't love him as much as Fleshbot Fitness Guru Scott Herman, but here he is giving us some advice on how to make our ass look fantastic on "Extra."

For all you flexing fiends, here is Jesse giving us two tickets to the gun show.

Finally Jesse posing in and out of clothes for his 2011 calendar shot by Bradford Rogne. Wow, next year is already shaping up to be a great one!