A Face Only A Mother Could Love

There are only two types of people that we just won't have sex with. 1. Clowns wearing clown make-up. 2. People whose heads are hideously deformed into perfect green rectangles. But we'll make an exception for this hotty.

Yes, we know that this guy's head isn't actually a hideously deformed mass of green rectangular flesh. Still, it makes almost as much sense as someone choosing bright to preserve his anonymity with a bright green bar. What happened to basic censorship black?