It’s Official, We’re Moving To London

January 19, 2010
BRIAN-O-BRIEN

Not only is the rainy city home to Fleshbot Crush Object Marco Blaze, late night funnyman Graham Norton, and tons of delicious candy you can't get State-side, it's also full of gorgeous, accented hunks. Even their weathermen are beautiful!

This perfect piece of ass right here is Jon Saunders, one of the models at British Lads. We don't know how, but Jon manages to pull the all-American look off better than some football-playing farmhands from Iowa. But then he opens up his mouth and his accent purrs like a pussy getting its belly rubbed. Yummy. And he's also probably well versed in Kylie Minogue, Little Boots, the Scissor Sisters, and all those other awesome bands that Americans just don't understand. We are totally in love with him.

Speaking of boys we're in love with, Tomasz Schafernaker is a British weatherman (of Polish descent) and current cover model for Attitude Active, the workout supplement for the UK gay rag Attitude. Everyone is used to him delivering the rainy forecast in a suit, so all those cuts and curves under his mackintosh raised some eyebrows at the BBC. It certainly raised something on us, and it was a little bit lower than an eyebrow. Here we're stuck with Al Roker, so we're making our way across the pond, where everything is served up with a side dish of sexy.