Why Is Everyone Covering Their Dicks With Clothing?

Maybe we're just so used to seeing porn where all the dicks are hard, exposed, and ready to be ogled, but we noticed a scary tend of guys trying to hide their bones with costumes and suits. Make it stop!

This first picture is courtesy of Wolf Hudson whose famous member is wearing one of the get-ups available at Dapper Dicks. Yes, it's just what you imagine. It's a website where you can buy little outfits for your little man. There's a soldier, doctor, fireman, standard suit and tie, and many others. Warning, you may need a smaller size than mister Hudson who was probably shopping in the husky section for his G.I. Joe number here. They seem a little silly, but we would still totally sport one. This year for Halloween, we'll be purchasing the pirate ensemble.

Much like that morning wood photo shoot we shared with you a few months ago, Vice Magazine is hopping on the buttoned-up bandwagon with a new fashion spread with fully-clothed models sporting fully-formed wood. Apparently a boner is the hot new accessory for fall. This is actually a pretty funny and inventive idea for a photo shoot, but our porny instincts just make us want to strip those suits off and get down to business. Call us old fashioned.

· Dapper Dicks (dapperdicks.com)
· Work Hard, Play Hard (viceland.com)