Rusty Stevens Broke His Fucking Dick. Seriously!

February 2, 2010
BRIAN-O-BRIEN

We heard the rumors and we knew it was medically possible, but we didn't think it could actually be true. Thanks to The Sword we have confirmation. Rusty Stevens has a broken penis. We are crossing our legs in pain.

According to Fabscout's gay porn agent Howard Andrew, gay-for-pay actor Stevens was filming for a new Miami-based studio and injected his penis with Trimix, an erectile dysfunction drug so that he could stay nice and rigid during the shoot. The problem is, his erection was swollen and lasted about nine hours, six hours before they had to go to the hospital and have it medically drained. It's just like that episode of "True Blood" where Jason Stackhouse did too much V and had to go to the hospital because his dick turned into a bloody stump, except this is real! Apparently the next day his dick was back in working order and filming another scene. We wish Stevens a speedy recovery and suggest, maybe next time, he stick to Cialis.