Didn’t You Just Love High School?!?

Something about this buff guy's multicolored patchwork shorts and green trucker hat transports us right back to high school and into fond memories of the preppy jocks of yore. We just can't tell if we're more turned on or bitter.

Sure, those brightly dressed, hot-bodied high school students used to fill our days with unimaginable torments, but they filled our nights with unimaginably dirty fantasies. Also, on one occasion, one of them managed to fill our night with an awkward hand job that we wouldn't tell anyone about until college. This guy looks like he'd be a little less abusive, but hopefully not by too much.

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