These Pornstars Are Going To Fall In Love With You

February 4, 2010
BRIAN-O-BRIEN

Well, they might not fall in love with you, but they can help you fall in love. What says "Be My Valentine" like a card with a naked gay pornstar on it? Nothing, that's what.

Those silly boys at Unzipped came up with these awesome Valentine's Day cards so that even grown gay men can behave like smitten 7-year-olds who are hot for teacher. Actually, we kind of hate them because they stole our favorite "heart on" pun and they made an "up the butt" joke. Those are our two favorites. Speaking of favorites, using Brent Corrigan and Ty Colt certainly wasn't a bad choice either, we would love to, as "The Simpsons" would say, Choo-Choo-Choose one of them to be our date on February 14th. Much like their wrapping paper this Christmas, you can head over to Unzipped and print them out for yourself. At this rate, we can't wait to see what they come up with for Arbor Day, but we bet it has something to do with wood.