We Are Happy to Report Our Bottom Countdown Clock Is Fixed!

February 15, 2010
BRIAN-O-BRIEN

We know you were all very concerned when we broke our patented system for determining when new actors will bottom for the first time. We are proud to say it has been recalibrated. Just look!

This is College Dudes 24/7's JB Downs. Just a few weeks ago we told you that he was going to be downs with being a big ol' bottom. Guess what, we were right! He had a scene go live on Friday with CD247's Tony Falco (who has a crazy pasta fetish that must be seen to be believed.)! It's a really hot scene where Falco gets all rough and verbal and Downs just begs and begs for more. While we were a bit off about that Sean Cody model, we were totally right about JB Downs. Well, kinda.

It wasn't really hard to figure it out about JB since in his J/O scene he was all over a dildo like a bum is all over a quarter on the sidewalk. Oh, and then there was the time that he bottomed for Jake Cruise. But we're not counting that. No, we are just going to keep pretending that we have accurate predictive powers. If you have a problem with that, well, then we'll just stop showing you these boys when they finally get fucked. Don't mess with us or we'll take away all the bottoms in all the world! So there!