Anything Would Be Hotter Than A New Yorker Right Now: Ba-Dum-Ching!

Between the snow and our post-Valentine's loneliness hangover, we're ready to give up on the northern hemisphere. So it's off to Brazil for us, where you can't take two steps without tripping over hot, available twinks like these.

We expounded last week on the sexiness of the Portuguese language, but after seeing these two in action we've decided that everything must be better in Brazil. Now all we have to do is get down there and find a tall, coffee-colored lover to call our own. Shouldn't be too difficult.

· Brazilian Top Giving Bottom a Good Fuck & Facial