This Dick-Fingered Cum Cannon Wants To Fuck You Up

We've had some really weird sex video games on here before, but nothing compares with this. An evil monster with giant penis hands is trying to murder you with his sperm shooting fists. Bizarre!

And it's educational. Adventures in Sex City is a video game created by the London public health department that's meant to teach children about condom use and sexually transmitted infections. If you answer the questions right, you're blocked from the evil jizz monsters. Get it wrong and you're covered in spooge. Hey, that doesn't sound like such a horrible punishment. Unfortunately, some of us have learned our lesson about these diseases the hard way, so take it from us, kids, and just play the fucking game. It might save you in the long run.

· Adventures in Sex City (healthunit.com)