Learning The Method

Like so many things in life, good sex is all about putting on a good show, and if the cute bottom in that grandmotherly beanie isn't having the most mind-blowing sex of his life then bravo indeed.

It's been our experience that you have to spend at least a few seconds pretending to have really great sex before the really great sex can actually begin. No one ever said that the erection inducing power of a moaning bottom had to be authentic to be effective. This guy, though, is truly a master of the art form, striking the perfect note of so-good-I-can't-speak ecstasy. This guy is, like, the Lee Strasburg of sex. But we mean that in an unpretentious way.

I HAD TO FUCK HIM ..