If You Haven’t Seen This Movie, You Know Nothing About Porn

You know how sometimes, when nothing will do the trick, there's that one movie that always blows your load? Well, ours is Randy Blue's "Alley Cats," and it's finally coming to DVD. Hurray!

We named this multi-scene adventure one of our top 10 DVDs of the decade, but this is the first time that this pseudo-20s noir will be available without a subscription to the site. While some might call Randy Blue an "amateur" site, there's nothing cut-rate about this production. It has the cast, production values, plot, sets, and other accoutrements of a regular big-budget studio extravaganza, but it was made for the web only. It features Reese Rideout, who's suspected of killing Derrek Diamond. The crime's investigated by detective Chris Rockway and reporter James Hawk while guard Tyler Johnson and prisoner Sean Everett get dirty in the pen, this is a cast of grade-A beef that ends in a five man orgy that has to be seen to be believed. To watch Rockway in one of his rare bottoming turns get plowed lying on a table next to Rideout is a wonderful sight to behold. We promise you, if you ever have a hard time getting off, this will surely do the trick.

· New Release Desk: Randy Blue's "Alley Cats" (gayporntimes.com)