We Don’t Care What You Say, Darling, But We Love Hearing You Say It

If the bottom from yesterday's hardcore video was an expert in the art of moaning like a sexy bitch, then Xtube user Hairyartist is the veritable grand master at playing our favorite character. That's right: the dirty talking daddy.

Hairyartist has always made consistently great jerk off videos, but this clip captures pretty much everything we love about him. Without so much as getting naked this guy manages to take us from barely interested to rabidly horny using only the power of his peek-a-boo cock and manly baritone. Sure, we can barely make sense of what he's going on about, but he could be lecturing about mortgage-backed securities and we'd still be thoroughly aroused.

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