This Man Is So Beautiful He Makes Our Eyeballs Explode with Happiness

It should be actually, literally illegal to be as attractive as model Drew Pare. After all, we would rob, cheat, and steal just for a chance to get next to his shining deliciousness. He's a public danger!

We don't know much about this kid other than that he's a model who works for Silver Model Management (see below), hails from Pennsylvania and is currently living in New York where he is hiding out from us because he knows if we actually see him on the street we will follow him where ever he goes until he touches us, just once, with one of his perfectly formed fingers and then takes off all his clothes and kisses us gently, so gently on the forehead and we die, actually die a real death because no one nearly as pretty will ever kiss us ever again. So, yeah, he's hot. And we're in love.

·Drew Pare by Frank Louis (morphoman.blogspot.com)