Maybe We’re Just Lazy…

We don't know how he's done it, but this Xtube hipster (we're inferring this from the mullet he proudly sports in his profile pic) has made a video that's simultaneously the best argument for and against masturbating with a dildo.

Now, sure, this guy gets to enjoy the pleasures of anal, genital, and visual (that's not you he's staring at) stimulation all at once, but he has to change positions, like, 15 times before he gets anywhere near finishing. Not that we don't like to watch, but who can be bothered to, you know, move when you can just jerk off and pass out in one fell swoop? And you have to remember to toss that thing in the dishwasher every once in a while? Nope. No thank you.

· session w dildo (xtube.com)