Will Reality Stars Never Learn That The Internet Has A Long Memory?

New "American Idol" contestant Tim Urban forgot that lesson and lo and behold, we finally got his shirtless pictures. Based on his voice, we'd say he has a much more promising future in modeling than he does singing.

Urban, 20, who is not related to country singer Keith, was a replacement contestant who was called in at the last minute when one of the other finalists, Chris Golightly, was booted from the competition for having a previous recording contract. Yeah, our Tim is not that much of a singer, and he's kind of a crappy dresser too, because we had no idea that under his Zac Efron bangs and boring clothes lies this incredibly cut body!

We also don't know where these pictures came from or where they were found (it looks like some kind of hot body contest?), but that's the thing about putting your pictures on the internet: they're out there for just any old person to stumble upon, and as soon as you gain just a bit of notoriety, voila, here they are for all of us 'net pervs to drool over. Click on the link below, because there are even more where these came from. And thank you, Mr. Urban. We're glad that your indiscretion will provide us with a good wank.

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