Ooooh, So That’s Why Straight People Invented Marriage

This clip, "Me fucked by my ex-boyfriend," by Xtube user anyfellow contains some unassailably excellent fucking, but it leaves us with one burning question: How in the hell did he ever let this one get away?

We won't even bother asking how this decent-looking bottom (word of advice: getting rid of that patchy chinstrap would go a long way toward improving our rating) managed to snag the tall, buff, strapping black man we see pounding the hell out of him. Also, for all we know, the break-up wasn't even his fault. But hey, relationships take work. And what are the chances he'll ever snag a hotty like this one again?

Me fucked by my ex-boyfriend