Eleven Reasons We Want This Naked Dude To Marry Us

He's not just any naked dude, he's naked French photographer Sylvain Norget. We found his blog of nude self portraits and it just reinforced our deep love for him. Let us count the ways.

1. Glasses.

2. His beart.

3. He likes to be naked.

4. A tube sock fetish is a huge turn on.

5. Cheekiness is always appreciated.

6. He likes a good self-referential joke.

7. Accents give us a boner.

8. How can you hate a man who loves bunnies.

9. Did we forget about nudity?

10. With an ass like his, he has to be a bottom.

11. We'd let him be on top too.

· Sylvain Norget (butportraiture-nudes.blogspot.com)