Our Brightest Diamond

We guess we're only just noticing this now because we haven't masturbated with lube in, like, 8 years now, but does anyone know why it is that dicks always look so much more enticing when they're glistening?

Maybe it's all the associations with food. Looking at this guy's shiny, moisturizer-soaked penis brings to mind all sorts of sensory memories of delicious meats—sausages sizzling on a stove, a nice glazed ham. This is getting weird for us.

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