Perhaps the Best Pornstar Tattoo of All Time

March 8, 2010
BRIAN-O-BRIEN

This is BJ, the provocatively named model on The Guy Site and he has some awesome tattoos. Which is our favorite? None of these on his arms, it's a very special one in a very special place.

That's right, BJ has a "Your Name" tattoo on his ass. That is fucking awesome. How man times has he picked up chicks (guys?) in a bar by saying, "Hey good looking. I'm so in love with you I got 'your name' tattooed on my ass." Then they say no way and he says yes and has to show them and then they laugh and see how cute he is and next thing you know, his dick is somewhere warm and wet. That is one brilliant strategy my friend. We're going to let the New Jersey tattoo on the other cheek slide because the other one is so amazing. If we thought it would get us as much play as BJ, we might get one of our own.