People who congratulate themselves for being subversive are like turkey basters: douchey. But there's something wonderful about being a gay dude getting off to a straight dude talking about the nasty things he wants to do to a woman.
Dirty talk is a tricky thing but this video just goes to prove that, when it's done well, it has almost universal appeal. This sexy and convincingly straight jock jabbers on for a solid two minutes about the big-tittied chick getting fucked in the porn he's watching and we can literally feel our panties getting wet.