YVY Mag Is Trying To Poison Us With Beauty

Seriously, every time we visit the site it is full of gorgeous men who are practically naked in beautifully taken photographs. It's disgusting. It's like they're trying to give us an overdose. This site should have a Surgeon General's warning!

Yes, every day the high-class escorts Marcello and Enrico de Giuli who run the site find the most beautiful men and just serve them up for us. It's disgusting. No one wants to see that. Especially not this locker room scene above by Domenico Cennamo. No, it reminds us of mildew and jock straps. And we certainly do not want to look at Marco Dapper here on the left. He is repulsive with his handsome face and his abs and body hair. God, don't they have waxing where he lives? And shirts? He sure could stand to use both. And why would photographer Stong even want to commit these to film? People don't want to see this. They want to sit at home and feel good about themselves with their average builds and winter bellies that they're trying to work off before Speedo season. They certainly don't need to be seeing this. Seriously, someone needs to shut YVY Mag down before we hurt ourselves shooting a load in the eye or something. It's a public health concern!

·Marco Dapper by Stong (yvymag.com)
·Before the Game by Domenico Cennamo (yvymag.com)