Our Beloved “Spartacus” Gets Some New Love Interests

Since they killed off all the gay gladiator's Spartacus master had no choice but go purchase some more. We got a nice new crop of delicious manflesh to objectify this week.

Alas, none of them appear to be gay and two of them are dead already. In the clip above, first Spartacus watches his man Varro have sex with a whole. Isn't that the most homoerotic straight fucking you've ever seen in your life? That shit is worse than Straight Guys 4 Gay Eyes and it's delicious. Then we see the four new recruits, a Gaul (on the left looking like a Phish groupie), two German brothers (we know how you guys feel about brothers), and some dude who the Gaul kills for no good reason. Later, a lady Roman wants to patronize one of the new gladiators and they all drop their pants so she can see who is the biggest man. The Gaul wins, but sadly, we don't see it.

However, we do get a glimpse of his cock later, but it's a sad, grisly occassion, when he is crucified for attacking Spartacus at his lady owner's command. Hey, we went to Catholic school. We can deal with some gay Jesus imagery. But next week, can we please see the German brothers fucking each other? Thanks.