Primetime TV Gets Hip To The Naked Twin Thing

We stopped watching "Desperate Housewives" a few seasons ago, so we were shocked to see Lynette's twins all grown up and showing off their bodies. How times have changed!

This show was always great for beefcake—remember back in season one when we got both James Denton and Jesse Metcalfe shirtless all the time? Oh, we used to take some pure unadulerated joy in seeing that gorgeous gardener with his top off. Sure, he was supposed to be only 18, but he was yummy and we didn't feel any guilt. It's a little different with sexy Preston here, a hot ginger who's rocking a natural athletic body. Sure, it's not the same actor that played him as a tyke, but we feel like we watched him grow up, and looking at him naked is somehow wrong. It's like when you look out the window one day and realize that little Tommy next door—who you knew since he was a baby—is mowing the lawn shirtless and you feel pervy for having a boner. But still, wood is wood, so we're just going to enjoy this bit of fun while it lasts. After all, we'd run over with some lemonade for neighbor Tommy as well!

· "Desperate Housewives" (abc.go.com)