Fear of Captain Jean-Luc Picard’s Homicidal Rage No Longer Making Us Lose Erections

March 22, 2010
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With this jerk off clip Xtube user chillDefiance has managed to reversed our staunch "all people who intentionally shave their heads are creepy" stance. And not a moment too soon!

We never thought that one guy would manage to clear up a lifetime's worth of night terrors involving evil Patrick Steward, but wow! This guy manages to do the trick. The fact that he remains hot and decidedly un-creepy under the faint glow of Christmas light and over the course of 10-minute-long techno track is even more impressive!

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