The Only Thing Better Than Sex Is Modeling Contests

Why? Because they bring us countless pictures of normal, everyday guys who are better looking than average but who haven't been made all jaded by being professional beauties yet. Welcome to fame and fortune, boys, don't let it ruin you.

This top guy is Riley, one of the contestants in Vancouver's Top Gay Model. They have ten dreamy contestants who are vying for a modeling contract and some lame prizes. What they really want is for people to tell them they're pretty and to get laid. Well, boys, you are all gorgeous. And if you want to work on the getting laid part, we can help you out, but you have to come to New York. Actually, that will help with both the modeling career (really, who hires models in Vancouver?!) and the getting laid.

VMan, our favorite fashion Bible, just finished up their annual male model search and picked two stunning winners who will share the cover of the April issue and get a model contract with Ford and a whole bunch of other good shit. Unlike most other contests, they actually have a shot at a real career. Here is Michael, and the other winner is below.

This is Luke. Congratulations, boys. One of your prizes is to be flirted with mercilessly by the editor of a homosexual pornography weblog. Let us know when you want to redeem the prize. See, modeling contests. Gotta love 'em.

· Vancouver's Gay Top Model (gaytopmodel.com)
· VMan Ford Model Contest: The Winners (vman.com)