Back to Nature

Oh, good! Now that it's spring again we can finally back to our favorite hobby of rolling around naked in the mud and jerking off. Only not, because we're allergic to fucking everything right now. Well, it's nice to watch.

Who needs nature and the outdoors and all that shit anyway? We're perfectly content to simply enjoy the show from the comfort of our beautiful, air-conditioned, hypo-allergenic apartment.

Mud puddle naked jerk