This Drink Is Great At Parties!

March 29, 2010
CALAMITOUS

We make a sex on the beach with vodka and a little peach schnapps. Some people like to substitute those classic ingredients with doggy-style fucking and a few days spent washing sand out of their every orifice. Different strokes, etc…

These guys obviously prefer the non-alcoholic variation, and they've got us leaning in the same direction. Who needs a girly drink you'd be embarrassed to order at a bar when you can have clear skies, waves lapping against the shore, and a partner in crime who will get arrested for public indecency with you?

· sex on the beach