Fit as Fuck

We really just don't understand how people get bodies like this. This guy has the waist of a twelve-year-old girl, only, like, covered in muscle. We had a bag of M&M cookies for dinner last night. (No, really.)

More often than not we'll take a beer belly over a six pack any day, but every once in a while you have to take a moment to look at a guy like this and let the drool flow. Seriously, those things look like they're carved out of stone.

Stroking Part I