What Is Old Spice’s Obsession With Hot Black Guys?

Old Spice has a new line of commercials (including one that's like our favorite Japanese porn mashups) starring ripped actor Terry Crews. He joins that other gym bunny who's been hawking their product. Are we their target audience?

It must be, because there is nothing we love more than hot naked black guys just out of the shower. Actually, we like it when they have a little bit of man smell about them, but if they have to smell like something, they could do a whole lot worse than Old Spice. Above, Crews is rambling on about blocking odors or some shit. It's really just an excuse for us to stare at his body. Here is the video of him that looks like a Billy Harrington mashup.

It would be one thing if Crews was the only buff African-American that they're using to get us to spend money on their wonderful fragrances, but there is also this spot starting actor Isaiah Mustafa that was a huge hit during the Super Bowl's heavily discussed commercial breaks. We're not sure exactly what the company is trying to do with all these wonderful men of color in nothing but towels, but if they give us an LL Cool J ad next, we'll buy a whole fucking case of that shit.

Here's the one that started it all off: