Are half the twinks on Xtube enmeshed in an epic battle to see who owns the most obnoxious underwear? We would simply call this guy an easy front-runner and never look at him again if he weren't so damn hot.
As far as the Ugly Underwear Awards go, this guy steps up the competition a bit by pairing his olive green briefs with some knee-high red and white socks. The clashing! It burns us. On the other hand, he's more than a little sexy and he plays around with his dildo like he's giving a lap dance in the movie Showgirls. That last one is not a bad thing.