Fun Fact: The Greeks Would Have Called This A Sexy Chimera

Why should anyone lucky enough to be given the option force themselves to choose between the sexy bad boy punk rocker and the gorgeous jock? This sexy Xtube user has got it all.

This masturbation clip starts off full of the brattiest sort of punk attitude with a close-up of Xtube user punkdswimmerxxx's face surrounded by a mop of ratty hair. This grossed us out when we were expecting to find a skinny guy covered in bad tattoos, but when he backs away from the camera and reveals his buff swimmer's body everything is suddenly just fine. And hot. This guy is the best combination of two things since the combination Pizza Hut & Taco Bell.

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