Five Gay Celebrities We’d Rather Find on Grindr

Our friends at Gawker showed us today that George Michael has been hooking up on gay hook-up phone ap Grindr. While we don't want to begrudge anyone anonymous sex, here are the celebs we'd rather stumble across cruising online.

Neil Patrick Harris: Yes, we know that he has a partner and that they're (probably) faithful to each other, but if we found him on Grindr, we would hunt that man down and do unspeakable things to his body. This is probably why he isn't on it. Sorry, guys. Blame us.

Ricky Martin: The Latin singer is just out of the closet and what better way to celebrate than by spreading the love around to all of his fans. We'd be the first in line to unlock our pictures for him.

Johnny Weir: There is something oddly appealing about figure skater and über-twink Johnny Weir. He's not officially out, but we bet he's tech savvy enough to punch up Grindr on his Louis Vuitton for Apple iPhone. He'll probably speak Russian to you when trying to seduce you as well. Yummy!

Cheyenne Jackson: We probably don't need it to track this Broadway baby and "30 Rock" costar, since he lives in our neighborhood, but he is so hot that we want to be sure of his movements at all time, especially if he's really weilding this piece of meat.

Ian Roberts: This Aussie god and former rugby player came out while still playing professionally. Now working as an actor in America, this 6-foot-23 dreamboat could order us halfway around the world for his pleasure and we would go.