We Know the Perfect Guy To Play This Newcomer’s Brother

April 14, 2010
BRIAN-O-BRIEN

Since siblings are all the rage in porn these days, we already found the perfect person to play the little brother of Next Door Male's newest piece of meat Samuel O'Toole. Who do you think it is?

It's Blake Riley! Sure, we might have to convince Blake to unretire first, but we all know that is an inevitability anyway. Now, we're not saying that Sammy boy and Blake are identical. No, but they look enough alike that we would certainly buy that they are actually brothers. But then again, we know they're not brothers, so watching them pretend to be and mess around isn't as potential incest inducing as if they were actually brothers. But damn, look at how good they look together—way better than Blake and his first fake porn brother Drake Riley. So yes, Samuel O'Toole, we will forgive you for stealing our porn name (we were always going to be Tim O'Toole when we inevitably unretire from not doing porn) but only if you promise to get familial with Blake Riley. It's the right thing to do.