Our Beloved ‘Spartacus’ Has a Giant Orgy

But alas, it was an orgy of blood! There was tons of hot new gladiator flesh in the season finale, but the focus was more on gore than gratuitous nudity. Good thing everyone is sexier covered in blood.

When the episode starts all the gladiators are marched out in front of Batiatus who is having a big shindig to celebrate his patronage from the legatus. There are a bunch of new faces...and pecs...and abs...and bulges. And they're all in handcuffs. Talk about Roman fetish porn! Still it's a beautiful buffet to feast on. Spartacus and his fellow gladiators stage an uprising and slaughter all the guards and guests in the villa. Before all that, Spartacus finally gets laid, but since there are boobs involved, you'll have to visit our straight brethren to check that out.

The next time we see all this manmeat on parade, it is covered in the blood of the patricians. Again we see some new faces and buff old friends in the climatic scene where Spartacus battles Batiatus. Is it sick of us that the sight of a man fresh off a kill really gets our little rebel yelling? Ah, who cares. Right now we're too sad that this season is over to even think about it.

·Sparatcus: Blood and Sand