These Boys Are Hot! Hot! Hot!

We spent all winter staring at the cold gray skies, wishing we could fly to Rio and find a sexy Brazilian to get sweaty with. Now that the summer is fast approaching…actually, we still want to go.

We hate to fall back on lame stereotypes about Latin men being more passionate or intense or whatever, but goddamn are they sexy. Anyway, the boys in New York are still pasty and depressed from the lingering cold. Maybe we could hide out south of the border until, like, June?

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