Yes, These All Really Do Look Like Cocks

It's not often that a book really lives up to its title, but the new book "It Looks Like a C**k" really delivers. It's just what you think, silly photos of things that look like penises.

Whether it's natural or man-made object, clouds or shadows, reflections or statues, it is a whole tome of things that really, really look like dicks. Authors Ben and Jack really found some great pictures and make all sorts of funny jokes and puns about them in this simple little picture book. It's great for you need a dirty housewarming gift or a picture of a giant boulder that will make you feel inadequate. We already put it on our coffee table and it's gotten more boys to touch it than our real cock. Oh, the injustice.

·"It Looks Like a Cock (us.macmillan.com)

A tree.
A boulder.
Piss-slit cloud.
Is that a missile in your pocket...
Tree at rest.
The book cover.