Remember those long-haired metal kids in high school who used to spend all their time practicing guitar and listening to Slayer? Yeah, well, we really thought about what one of them might look like naked. Surprise! It's pretty hot.
Of course, we can't comment on whether or not this guy is par for the course. However, we can definitely say that this dude has a much more appealing dick than we'd expect from someone who dresses like the Vampire Lestat and has a triangular electric guitar hanging on their bedroom wall.