We Wanna See Someone Get Beat When We Beat Off

April 26, 2010
BRIAN-O-BRIEN

We're not sure exactly what it means, but right now it's all about hot guy beating the shit out of each other, and all those black eyes are really giving us blue balls.

Maybe it's something about all that testosterone these fighters have and how it reminds us of aggressive sex with another guy—sometimes the best kind of time to have in bed. But when we see two real boxers like Mikkel Kessler and Carl Froch facing off at their weigh in, it's enough to give us enough impure thoughts to go punching the pud for at least three rounds. We even get the same tingling feeling when models go after each other like in this Matthias Vrens photo shoot for German mag FHM collections.

The sexy and arty Sydney Photographic Studios know how magisterial and attractive the boxers can be, and while their model Daniel Garofali is highly stylized, he still gives us the same rough around the edges joy. This is something that porn director Russ Meyers is trying to capture in his new porn site and DVD line Ultimate Gay Fighter, where two guys go at it to see who winds up on top. We haven't watched any of the videos yet (we blew our load about halfway through compiling all the pics for this here post) it sounds a lot like Naked Kombat to us. Still, when it comes to guys beating the shit out of each other to get our jollys off, having more competitors is always tops.