We Hate People Who Look Good in Everything

It takes either big balls or an awesomely hot body to pull off luxuriating in a purple silk shirt and matching thong while masturbating. Thankfully, Xtube user Musclemouse has both. Otherwise this would be a very different video.

We hate to imagine what this video would look like if this guy weren't the hunky fur-covered Adonis that he is. His outfit of choice might work well framing his six pack and perfectly sculpted ass, but we feel like this is more the clothing of choice for creepy overweight 1970's perverts. Give this guy a floral print and a gut and you have the beginnings of a very scary movie.

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