Just In Case We Suggest Everyone Try Walking Without Rhythm For A While

You may look at the screen grab we took of today's masturbation video and wonder, "what perchance is that strange beast struggling to free itself from that man's grasp?" No, it's not a sandworm from the Dune series. Close, though!

That angry creature is indeed Xtube user insintex2's incredibly huge penis. And when we say ‘incredibly' we mean, hey, wait a second, is this real? We see a cock ring, (seemingly fashioned out of rubber bands...weird) which offers some assistance in the size department but not much. We wonder if this guy is celibate or if he just kills everyone he fucks and has learned to live with it…kind of like a vampire.

GIRTHY MONSTERCOCK!!