Get That Pussy Out of Here!

The subject of today's masturbation post is one hot dude that we'd love to count among our great sexual conquest, but if he is in fact masturbating with a cat in the bed then we might have to reconsider.

We can't be sure but we think that moving black line in the corner of the picture is the tail of a cat. Now listen: we love kitties as much as the next lonely gay guy, but there is such a thing as being to intimate with one's pets. And yes, masturbating in the same bed as your pet is a case of being to intimate with it.

Just me