Well, not a dragon exactly. Still, today's jerk-off cutie does have the sort of mysterious body art that would fit well in a Swedish crime novel—or make us want to fuck him if we caught him in a bar.
Now this is what we're talking about. Why do so many perfectly good-looking boys insist on painting themselves with permanent, poorly placed and brightly colored tattoos? A few black lines of unreadable script on the arm looks cool and gives us something to ask him about once we get up the courage to go over and try to talk him into getting naked. Of course, thanks to the wonders of Xtube, we don't have to bother.