We Bet You Think This Post Is About You

A guy spends a few weeks lifting at the gym and suddenly he thinks he's Mr. Universe, always flexing and feeling himself up. We're so disgusted by this dude's narcissism that we've watched this like clip 8 times. Sheer disgust.

We bet this is the sort of dude who likes to masturbate in front of a mirror. We bet he's a total ass. Now listen, just because you have bulging biceps, and perfectly sculpted abs, and a big broad chest, and a… tight little ass… and a cock that's as big and rock hard as the rest of your absolutely perfect body doesn't mean that… doesn't mean that… What were we just talking about?

Flexing for you, make my cock dripping and cumming