Then At The End of The Night We Reveal Ourselves to Be…Mysterio!

These two have that "real guy" hotness that the irrevocably perfect Colby Keller spends weeks cultivating. When you see this sort of couple in a bar you can spend all night debating which one you'd rather kill and shape-shift into.

For our money we'd probably assume the place of the top, but that's mostly just because we've always wanted a six-pack. In truth, neither of these guys really outshines the other. They're one of the rarest of Xtube creatures-a well matched couple.

Fucking Tyler